chipotlegit

1. Something that is beyond that status of "legit," very similar to the Mexican restaurant Chipotle.
2. Sleek

His sportscar is so chipotlegit. You can't get more sleek than those shiny rims and tinted windows.

chipotlegit by [][]V[] []D[][]V[][]D[][]\[] October 5, 2010

chipotlegasm 

The moment of sheer bliss and happiness that occurs when one is eating a Chipotle burrito. The main feature that separates Chipotle from Qdoba.

Oh God! Oh God! This burrito is so good! I think I'm having a Chipotlegasm!

chipotlegasm by JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM September 30, 2010

chipotlegasm 

1.The feeling experienced by the orderer of a Chipotle buritto when the orderer watches the people at Chipotle Mexican Grill assemble his/her burrito.

2. The feeling experience felt when taking the first few bites of a Chipotle buritto.

" Dude when they were rolling my burtito, I had such a big chipotlegasm that people started giving me funny looks."

"I had a huge chipotlegasm when the hot explosion of beef, guac, rice, salsa, and love from my Chipotle burrito entered my mouth."

chipotlegasm by The Miles Finch December 27, 2009

chipotlegasm 

the act of having an orgasm due to the idea of chipotle.

Yesterday, on the way to chipotle I had a chipotlegasm.

chipotlegasm by ashleyyyyyyyyyy March 15, 2009

Chipotlit 

When its lit at chipotle

YASSSS ITS CHIPOTLIT!!!! *New York voice*

Chipotlit by tharealvnasty May 24, 2014

Chipotlinity 

Eating at chipotle for the first time

Hey, guess what, I lost my Chipotlinity tonight to a burrito.

Chipotlinity by Chipotle Lover February 25, 2010

TinderBalls/ChipotleDick 

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.

BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.

TinderBalls/ChipotleDick by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019