chipmonger

A person who has an uncontrollable habit of eating chips. They will eat their own chips, but also have no qualms about finishing off somebody elses chips if they happen to find them unattended.

Man, I was excited to eat those Doritos I got with my Subway, but when I went to eat them, there was an empty bag. I guess that'll teach me not to leave chips laying out when the chipmonger is around.

chipmonger by DJ Sicknasty May 12, 2009

Chipmunkery 

To imitate/behave like a chipmunk; when one is extremely hyperactive or is easily distracted; a fast-paced or nonsensical event.

#1
"I do enjoy a bit of chipmunkery every now and then."

#2
"His chipmunkery was annoying."

#3
"Man, that class was a total waste of my time."

"Yeah, it was total chipmunkery!"

Chipmunkery by RRU March 9, 2010

Chillmongering 

A similar word to the popular portmanteau "chillaxing", that meaning to chill and relax simultaneously. Chillmongering differs only in the sense that the level of leisure attained by the action is somewhat more universal. A zen-like attainment of perfect tranquillity which is appropriated by all those who come into contact with a person chillmongering.

1st person: Damn son, I had the roughest day. I'm about to have an embolism, word is bond. how's it going for you?
2nd person: pretty good mang, just chillmongering tbh.
1st person: Mang, I should totally try that shit out. You look mad chilled tbqfh.

Chillmongering by Jamie Davis January 16, 2008

crapmonger 

1. One who sells crap
2. One who spreads bullshit in the manner of a crapmonger
3. That one guy who always fucks things up

1. OMFG, did you see Carson Daly's show today? He's such
a crapmonger.

2. Billy, we need more fertilizer for your father's
crop. Go see the crapmonger and be quick about it.

3. Crapfuckshit! This crapmongering car has
stalled out on me for the last time. Hand me the blowtorch.

crapmonger by The King of Town o.0 July 23, 2006

clitmonger 

one who holds an abundance of clit, and exchanges it for goods or services.

I'm just popping down to the clitmonger, dear.

clitmonger by Max Cummings October 30, 2003

Chipminer/Chipdigger 

someone who digs into the ice cream and Picks out all the chips/phish. very annoying, it churns up all the ice-cream.

mmmm...
hey! Chipminer/Chipdigger
hee hee hee!
Fatboy!

Chipminer/Chipdigger by Kramp-oh May 20, 2009

chedmonger 

someone whose addicted to ched (shit weed)

oi you little chedmonger

chedmonger by the chedmonger May 5, 2020