chili pimp Share definition Flag n. a pimp who is shivering because he only has one hoe in his stable. This dude in the mall claimed he was pimping was big time, but he ain't nothing but a chili pimp. chili pimp by brookzbadazz April 21, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the chili pimp mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch