chili pie

A manuever that can only be executed by first performing the scary uncle.

I wanted to give her a chili pie, but I couldn't get her into the scary uncle.

chili pie by Asyd309 April 23, 2005

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tater baby chili pie

Laura said, “Come give me a tater baby chili pie!”.

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The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.

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I took my girl out for Mexican food last night and gave her a sexy dessert of chili pot pie when we got home.

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A person who's mother was impregnated during a pornographic film.

Little Bradley got online to wank one day, and then discovered who his father was. He knew then, he was a cream pie child.

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