chickenmouse

A really timid person, coward, wimp.

From "chicken" (coward) and "mouse".

That chickenmouse would run from his own shadow!

chickenmouse by JasperFerg October 5, 2011

chickenorse

A chicken that is a horse.

'Fuck me Toby, was that a chicken or a horse?!'
'I think it might have been chickenorse Gareth!'

chickenorse by Gareth + Toby April 18, 2008

chickenmonkey 

a term usually used in place of words such as: fucktard, smartass, or jerk. Most commonly placed in front of another derogatory term. Normally said in a joking manner and setting.

"You chickenmonkey bastard. You beat me again!"

chickenmonkey by JEII May 18, 2006

chicken mouse

Total wimp. Extreme coward. Weak and scared.

That chicken mouse would run from his own shadow!

chicken mouse by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011

chickenmonkey 

A word used to make up a situation to get yourself out of another.

Daniel: Where are you going yo?
Jammie: I'm going home.
Daniel: Why?
Jammie: I gotta go eat my chickenmonkey.

or
Daniel:Can you give me a ride home.
Jammie: Nah, sorry man I gotta do my chickenmonkey

chickenmonkey by kohalakoala July 6, 2010