chicken bake 

The tastiest way to have a heart attack.

A chicken bake, found in the vast majority of Costco food courts, is basically a sort of baguette stuffed with chicken, bacon bits, and a kind of mayonnaise-y sauce. It is topped with cheese and baked.

With more than 50 grams of fat (80% DV), 1961 mg sodium (82% DV), and 1007 calories, Costco's chicken bake is a delicious death sentence.

chicken bake by ILoveCostco November 27, 2011

chicken bake 

A baguette-shaped "burrito" rolled with pizza dough consisting of chicken, mozzarella, bacon bits, caeser dressing, and parmesan cheese on top. It used to have green onion, but never returned after the recall a few years back. Usually requested by hispanics and young men trying to bulk up.

The chicken bake is an item from the Costco pizza kitchen. Also referred to as a "bake" or a chicken bacon.

"Hi. what can I get for you?"
"A chicken bake with a side of dressing."

-or-

"We need more bakes up front."

chicken bake by nofriends420 May 8, 2009

Chicken Bake 

The reward from costco, is what you get for doing anal. It is purchased by your partner.

"Last night i got a chicken bake"
"Damn dude how's your asshole?"

Chicken Bake by Miragek June 1, 2022

Chicken bake 

Used to describe those who are unable to quickly make a decision when faced with many options, such as with a lunch menu. Wavering and vascillating, "chicken bakes" often hold tightly to one menu item for the rest of their lives, valuing the security of knowing what they are getting. With a history marked with regrets over past dining decisions, a "chicken bake" craves the security of a risk-free mealtime.

"What would you like, sir?"
"Chicken bake."

Chicken bake by Skattabrak October 18, 2007

The Chicken Bake Challenge 

atleast 2 people eat their chicken bakes to the length of their weiner and then the person with the longest weiner fucks their chicken bake to finish and the person with the shortest weiner has to eat the longest weiner persons cum filled chicken bkae

Hey you guys wanna do the chicken bake challenge

The Chicken Bake Challenge by Merazmurry November 23, 2024

Chicken shake ‘n Bake

When a man inserts his Johnson into a Costco chicken bake.

We’re Costco guys. Of course we always get the Chicken shake ‘n Bake.

Chicken shake ‘n Bake by Kirkland Signature King December 4, 2025

spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders 

A delicious meal, although you can not have them because they are mine and I keep them to myself--aw?

Cartman: No, Kitty! These are my spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders!
Kitty: Reowr.
Cartman: No, Kitty!

spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders by Gary Hatfield November 12, 2007