chartard 

noun: portmanteau of "charter" and "retard". A misnomer referring to a Charter School of Wilmington student who displays zombie-like behavior in the hallways and excessive use of calculators for ridiculously simple math problems, such 2+2. These creatures typically have no others skills except that of math and science, and have no life.

Look at John. The only thing he knows how to do is use that fancy-schamancy calculator and name elements off the periodic table. What a chartard.

chartard by UrMommmm!! August 1, 2010

Chartard 

An idiot that falls asleep while sunbathing and gets a bad burn.

"I can't believe you fell asleep at the beach and got so burnt! You chartard!!!"

Chartard by Kellboat July 24, 2012

Chartardo 

a redneck that is native to silverwood, michigan. Can usually be caught saying words that dont exhist and riding a motorcycle while wearing a snowmobile jacket and welders gloves.

I cant eaver belive what chartardo did today it was undiculous!!

Chartardo by butcherbakercandlestickmaker September 4, 2009

Charzarding 

Charzarding is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"

He started charzarding me so i left

Charzarding by baldore October 6, 2010

Flaming Charzard

When you set your girls ass on fire then put it out with your cum and scream you dont have enough badges to train me then run out of the room flapping your arms like a bird while you scream

man i flaming charzard her ass

Flaming Charzard by flying gamose February 23, 2018

Charzard 

The act of when having sex with a women when your about to cum you light her pussy on fire then use your cum to put the fire out whilst flapping your arms screaming “you dont have enough xp to obtain me”

Friend:Bro how did the date with chelsey go!

You: Aw man I blew it, I tried to charzard her buy she didn't know what I was doing so I burnt her puss and now she is pressing charges...

Friend: Oh..Shit

Charzard by STINKY NIGGERS 112233 February 3, 2018

Kitchener Chadtard 

A person, who while playing online poker, violently throws their computer mouse across the room while yelling "Fuck You!!!" at the computer screen.

Wow! Now that was a bad poker beat. I bet you the guy that just took that is going Kitchener Chadtard as we speak.

Kitchener Chadtard by Muppet Lord April 15, 2013