catflatulence

verb: 1. feline intestinal gas expelled from the "back-side" or "butt"; to break wind; often not audible but definitely recognized. More often than not - terribly "rank".

When you have either fed your kitty too much of what he/she shouldn't have or the feline in question just wants to "mess" with you.

"Kitty has terrible catflatulence and wishes to perch upon her/his owner's shoulder to show just what horrible odors a kitty kitty can emit."

catflatulence by The Big Sister Bee December 11, 2009

conflatulence 

The inadvertent co-mingling of two or more unique mixtures of gases, i.e., farts, expelled via the recta of two or more individuals, respectively. Generally considered deplorable as another's fart is traditionally considered inimical to one's own.

Somewhere and sometime between our elevator ride from the 9th to the 90th floor, our conflatulence invited the disappointment, and indeed scorn, of the purists among us. This conflatulence was both redolent of and offered new insight into Cole Porter's lament, "Down in the Dumps on the 90th Floor."

conflatulence by Sleuthsayer February 28, 2011

Conflatulence 

When a person is overflowing with attempts to conflate multiple unrelated ideas or issues. Often released in such a manner that it removes all doubt to its true source (read: from their own anus).

"Man, this guy has a serious case of conflatulence"

Conflatulence by Ph4ntasmik July 26, 2017

camoflatulence

Attempting to "pass wind" (Alright... farting) as quietly as possible. A loud cough can help to cover any sound.

The one cheek sneak is a good example of camoflatulence.

camoflatulence by Kenneycan July 12, 2016