cassicock

The best type of cassidy, the one with a tobey to call her that when he thinks that's her name. Cassidy is hilarious and when she names herself after that one type of hotdog, you should break out laughing (that's a knee slapper)

"Your Cassicock and your funny" -tobey
"lmao" -cassidy/ Cassicock

cassicock by Unknown4/0 December 30, 2016

Cassock Wearer 

This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.

“Have you seen Mickey’s latest?”
“Oh shit, yeah! A right cassock wearer.”

Cassock Wearer by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016

Capricock

A guy born within the zodiac sign of Capricorn and also has a huge cock.

Girl during sex: Oh daddy, your capricock is amazing!
Guy: Yeah bitch, take it all!

Capricock by Osiris_god July 1, 2008

Classicrockboi 

A fat gay guy who likes having intercourse with gay men also loves watching gay porn as a hobby, Often jerks off to drag queens, overall Classicrockboi has great friends and is loyal to others

Classicrockboi: Oh yes this gay porn is hot
Kid: Ew, you're gross

Classicrockboi by Jacobsaggy5tyas June 14, 2018

Cassock lifter 

Clergyman from any number of different Christian sects who introduce young alterboys and choirboys to the mysterious inner working of the church by the secret ceremony of the lifting of the cassock.

Choirboy: The Reverend has asked me to stay behind and help him to find some coins that fell off the collection plate and rolled under the alter.

Alterboy: Don't do it, trust me dude, he's a total cassock lifter.

Cassock lifter by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Classiclock

A hybridised form of dance music and classical music that will become popular in the early 2020s when dance music remixes classical music as a mainstream activity. Has its roots in the Adagio for Strings remix in 1999. To be truly described as 'classiclock' (more strictly Classical Two Level Beat) the music is set ot a clock in the background, with the 4 beats corresponding to one rotation of the large hand, with the small hand crossing over at intervals, creating an emphasised beat.

Will also itself hybridise with 'ectopic house' which consists of delayed beats at random emulating ectopic heartbeats. The result will be clubbers giving a thumb to the left, second finger to the right signal in clubs to denote 10:10, ie. a stopped clock, to signify when ectopica infiltrates classiclock.

'I remember the days when it was simple dubstep and four-to-the-floor house. What would Tchaikovsky think about these youngsters 10:10ing his 1812? Classiclock my cock!'

Classiclock by mids99 April 4, 2010

cacticock 

An asswipe with no dong

Man, that dude is a cacticock

cacticock by Llamadebator April 23, 2016