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Carbona Not Glue 

A song that caused my name on this site, dude.
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Carvooning 

The art of combining two crafts: cartooning and carving
John Marshall is the founder of carvooning. He has a great talent and passion for taking cartoon caricatures and carving them into wood.
Carvooning by Marshall, J. March 25, 2019

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.
Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Carbondale Cougar 

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

Carbon Credits 

A SCHEME and a SCAM.

A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.

A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?

Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
Carbon Credits by Eddy August 5, 2007
A pornstar of the highest caliber for car dealers and salesmen.

Her work is all done on camera and posted online for "educational" or “artistic” purposes, then posted for easy access by horny car salesmen and mechanics.

What the owner of every car dealership watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.

A classy slut (and teacher) who wears clothes that are so sexy, everything she says makes sense.

A whore who brings pleasure to whoever sees her big boobs sticking out of those dresses and tight sweaters.

A bitch with good business sense and sales responsibility.

A hot chick with big tits who uploads videos of herself

A female sex tool to make car salesmen do what she wants them to do.

Ejaculation is 100 times faster and 100 times harder because she actually has a brain and says some smart stuff, if you watch with the sound “on.”

A mind-control device to use against car salesmen.
Hypocrite: “You're such a perv, watching the CarDoll! You're disgusting!”

“Damn, I wish I could bang the CarDoll, I bet she’s DTF!”

“CarDoll proves that America is the land of opportunity – any chick can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their point across”

“Car Salesmen are busy jacking-off to her pics and videos all day! They really don't hear a word she says!"

“The reason car salesmen need a smart-phone.”
CarDoll by The teacher's pet January 20, 2013