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butt carrot

A vegetable that closely resembles an anus...
That carrot looks just like a butt, it must be a butt carrot
butt carrot by Sma193737293& October 24, 2017

buttered carrot 

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.
Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

carrots and peanut butter

This is when a ginger man has a woody and covers it with his partners feces. He then lets his partner have a taste. This person MUST bite the woody, which causes the ginger man to bitch slap his partner and furthermore cock slap him/her. The ginger then samples the carrots and peanut butter.
Dude, I had the freshest carrots and peanut butter last night.