carltoned 

past tense of having someone "carlton" you. to be be fondled, fucked, or violated without inviting it or wanting it

Everytime he comes around me, i feel carltoned.

carltoned by mo noodleman May 13, 2009

carltoncourtcunt 

a specialist in institutional abuse of the elderly and vulnerable

My Mother is a victim of carltoncourtcunt at £1200 per week. Is this privatised national socialism

carltoncourtcunt by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018

Carlton Draught 

Best.Beer.Ever!

Carlton Draught is celebrating its 150 years of being in existence here in Australia. Its brewed in Melbourne Australia at Carlton United Breweries and is available at the majority of Pubs and Clubs Australia wide. Typically its a Australian beer that is a all rounder, in saying that it goes with food or just having a beer for the sake of it, it's really smooth Draught beer especially served cold.

The beer is good from a can or glass, However the ultimate way to enjoy it, is from your local Pub or Bar in a Glass.

I'll have a pint of Carlton Draught mate!
Or
Pass us a tinnie of some Carlton Draught mate!

Carlton Draught by The_Phantom1337 September 20, 2014

Sloppy Carlton 

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.

I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.

Sloppy Carlton by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009

vanessa carlton 

Possibly the most underrated artist ever... after her big hit "A Thousand Miles" people thought her an untalented teenybopper, but shes actually very talented... Just listen to her new album, Harmonium. I really hope she comes back into the spotlight, she deserves it.

ME: Wow, I love Vanessa Carlton's new CD!
UNEDUCATED PERSON: Vanessa who?

vanessa carlton by Yeayeayouknowit November 14, 2005

Vanessa Carlton 

A very underrated artist who can actually sing. Unlike many other singers these days, Vanessa's lyrics aren't pointless or sex-caked. Her second album, Harmonium was a commercial failure, which led to her department of A&M records. Her third album, Heroes and Thieves is supposed to come out in October 2007.

Vanessa Carlton sells her feelings while other artists these days sell their body...

Vanessa Carlton by BeardedOctopus August 7, 2007

Carlton Draught 

A great beer to have on tap. Should be in every pub in Australia. Better than that Pooheys shit!

Law/Com Fag: Let's go to PA's.
Everyone else: Get fucked, it doesn't have Carlton on tap!

Carlton Draught by watto June 24, 2004