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Canyonero 

Massive, overpriced off-road vehicle as endorsed by Krusty the Klown. Landcruisers, Range Rovers and Patrols all fit the bill. Rarely (if ever) taken off-road, but frequently seen dropping the kids off at school.
1. Mark bought a Canyonero, and its a Squirrel squashin' Deer smackin' driving machine.
2. I can no longer afford rent or food, now that Diesel has hit $1.30 a litre.
3. My sister was badly injured at a pedestrian crossing by the bullbar on some dudes Canyonero.
Canyonero by Jason Beale November 20, 2005

canonverse 

canonverse is usually a term used in fanfiction and you can find it on ao3 which is a fanfiction reading website.

for example, if the fanfiction is of a tv show then if you say canonverse, it means that the fanfiction setting is still set in the tv show era.
if it is not canonverse, then it means the tv show characters in the fanfiction would be set in a different setting. for example, highschool.
PERSON A: I read this one fanfic the other day with Mike and Eleven hahaa
PERSON B: wow tell me about it
PERSON A: it wasn't in the canonverse, mike was a florist and eleven was a college student.
PERSON B; wow
canonverse by insert pen name April 21, 2020

Canyonnerro 

the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride! Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.
take the Canyonnerro, fuck the burban!
Canyonnerro by jon January 8, 2004
this word means song bird in Italy and it is the last name of an amazing, beautiful, smart, funny person. i was lucky enough to meet her in third grade and we have been best friends ever since. we have so many inside jokes and i love her so much.

-someone wuw <3 (030)
fare tu conoscere aurora canzoneri?
canzoneri by ish meh freins February 17, 2017

Canyonesque Vagina 

Dude where's Anthony?
Oh, he got caught up with that hooker down on 3rd.
Shit, I hope he's ok, I heard a group of boyscouts got lost in her canyonesque vagina just last week.
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Canyoned 

Having sex with a girl in the ass. Based on the act of inserting one's dick inside of a girl's "Canyon" or ass in this case.
I swear. On Everything. I have never Canyoned her.
Canyoned by MitchTits January 23, 2011