cacfuckti 

Illegal mexicans whom stick their peckers in cactus plants to get off while imigating to the US. Its the only thing moist in the desert.

QUE? Me CacFuckti!

cacfuckti by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

confucktion 

the clusterfuck created by construction zones

"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"

confucktion by fadedredwing May 14, 2009

Confucktion 

When a confusing situation is fucked up beyond belief.

The parking at the mall at Christmas time was a complete confucktion.

Confucktion by Boogiemomm April 4, 2017

confucktion 

A confused, fucked up mess.

I was going to head to the supermarket, but there was an accident, and the highway was a confucktion.

confucktion by Little Bun May 3, 2022

satellite confucktion 

When your GPS has a breakdown in it's functions and navigate you to a random address other than where you want to go.It always happen when you're late or already pissed off.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.

Boy I had another Satellite Confucktion and was late for my appointment.One more Satellite Confucktion and I swear I'm gonna toss this GPS out the window.

satellite confucktion by meckox May 31, 2010

capfucking 

sexual act in which one inserts the member between the back of a kneecap and proceeds to thrust. most often fantasized about when lusting over an extremely attractive girl with extremely attractive legs.

oh man, i want to capfuck her.

capfucking by jake stephens, fida z. May 13, 2005

Confucktion 

When fucking a girl so hard she continuously hits her head on the headboard of the bed causing her to get a concussion

I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital because last night we fucked so hard I gave her a confucktion

Confucktion by Simplebanana October 30, 2021