caber toss 

a scottish contest in which the objective is to lift large vertical tree trunk and then toss it, flipping it so that it lands on its other end. The objective is not distance, but rather to make it land as upright as possible.

With the drone of the pipes firing his blood, Angus made a perfect caber toss, winning the highland games.

caber toss by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

toss the caber

a scottish sport where you throw a huge log as far as possible ... BUT secretly itz also a term that referz to a wank

Dave: "Why wasn't you at the party last night Steve?"
Steve: "Oh, I decided to give it a miss + toss the caber."

toss the caber by Safecracker G May 2, 2005

Caber Tossed

The act of taking a dump so long and solid, it hits the bottom of the bowl and when it breaks free from the anus if falls forward hitting your testicles like your butt just caber tossed a poo.

Hey, you know that shit I just took? Well, I just caber tossed myself.

Caber Tossed by URnotyourSN November 2, 2010

Caber-Tosser 

A Scottish man that at that precise moment is being a tosser...

"...I said don't touch my ass, you 'Caber-Tosser'..."

Caber-Tosser by Smeeshcat January 16, 2006

tossing a caber 

To take a large shit.

"Be back in 13 mins... I've got to toss the hugest caber."
"Is that girl tossing a caber behind that car?"

tossing a caber by Inch October 27, 2005

tossing the caber 

a scottish highlands sport whereby one has to throw an enormous tree trunk as far as possible

"blimey sean, is that 'harry the horse' tossing the caber?"
"nah, it's alec having a wank"

tossing the caber by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003