A woman whose diet consists of lard. Makes sounds like "blarg." They also like ham, and are really fat and disgusting, but dont seem to understand their current state.
A corpulent sort of male or female that regularly wears large, velvety pants prone to splitting, even tho on a normal sized ass they would look as if one were wearing some sort of tent.
Used in the case you see a girl with a supermodel face, but when she smiles, you swear she's got a tub of margarine's worth of yellow goo on her teeth.
A female that happens to be profoundly ugly and weighs 300+ lbs. Always wears clothing six sizes too small that sports images of Tinkerbell or sadly ironic slogans such as "Angel", "Hottie", or "Too Cute". Often aggravated by a pig-like face or snout.