butt-welder Share definition Flag In a car, a seat heater that roasts your ass to the point where you think your cheeks are going to melt together. friend - "Holy crap, dude, my new car has seat warmers, and they're total butt-welders!" butt-welder by joelh January 12, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the butt-welder mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch