bushman 

A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.

No you idiot, you didn't get boofed by the Fuller Brushmeister, you got regally queef greased by the Bushman, aka djPauli (LINY) psk.

bushman by Rono January 22, 2007

Bushman 

In New Zealand, refers a person that works and/or lives in the bush. In opposition to townies or cockys (dairy farmers). Historically bushmen were often cullers and/or loggers.

Josh James is New Zealand’s answer to British adventurer and television star Bear Grylls. Tall, bearded and intense, ‘The Kiwi Bushman’ is a pastiche of what it means to be the archetypal man in this country. Based in a small township* on the West Coast of the South Island, James is a jetboating, deer-hunting, tahr-killing, fish-catching wildman.

Bushman by RangiWiremuWakaJones June 7, 2020

Bushman 

A young pothead, who always seems to purchase weed. Always offers to smoke you out, but begins to walk in circles because he claims it is "to sketch" or that he, "heard something". This is commnly used as a distraction for him to continure smoking and take another hit.

That Bushman is such a jew, he walked in circles when were blazing.

Bushman by poopoofaceingsnv December 24, 2007

bushman 

bushman is typically a horny teenage boy who loves anime thighs he can be nice and funny most times. he often chockes on his water. good friend but you have to tell your parents that he’s gay.

bushman needs to use a condom!
bushman is so horny

bushman is such a good friend

bushman by ur mom oooo May 8, 2020

bushman 

A person wearing all neutral, earth tones (i.e. brown, tan, etc.) and little jewelry. (Therefore it looks as though they've lived in a forest somewhere, surviving on nuts and berries.)

Ew I need to change my shirt or else I'll look like a bushman!

bushman by Catitia March 27, 2006

bushman 

A myth creature who is hairy and ape like, and lives in a bush.

Clure: I'm so hairy.. wat shall i do...
Laura: AAAhh u bushman!
Jess (bends neck towards clure): hmm

bushman by Laura elizabeth May 11, 2006

Bushman 

Bushman is a person who is an under cover , hater, beg and sideman. A female or a male can be a bushman it would just change to "bushwoman". If two people are having a conversation and third person comes and is either incorrect, hating or begging it there a bushman or bushwoman

person1: alie she peng
person2: am agreeing she is

person3(bushman or Woman) : nah she butterz

person1: your begging it why you hating for you BushMan

Bushman by #Teamyoyo&yolo December 5, 2012