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A morbidly obese, extremely unattractive, sexually overactive without standard, uneducated Female with horrible hygiene, who in every way embodies ignorance, ugliness, and putresence.
"Jesus Christ, I'm telling you Bob, the Bremmello that lives in thatTrailer over there is nastier than a dumpster filled with puss and rotten seafood.

"Dude, this Half Ton Bremmello about ran me over with her Hover-Round at Walmart today. "

Hey LieutenantSean, my friend just got out of Jail and hasn't had sex with a Woman in 17 years, he needs to get laid right now; Do you know how to get ahold of that nasty Bremmello Stephanie? You know, that beast of a woman who used to fuck all her Son friends from the Trailer park?
bremmello by LIEUTENANTSEAN November 29, 2016
term popularized by Sir Mix Alot to describe a large, unattractive woman who resides in or frequents the city of Bremerton, WA to establish "relations" with Navy personnel.
shes a bremelo
bremelo by sick December 15, 2003
a term coined by Sir Mix-a-Lot referring to unattractive women that frequent or reside in Bremerton, WA with the intent or inclination to pursue relations with US Naval personnel stationed there. Bremelos can frequently be distinguished by, but are not limited to, women wearing satin jackets with ship names on them or having noticeably half-permed hairstyles.
I heard that Barnes hooked up with a bremelo he met at the Fuzzy Naval last night!
bremelo by Sassybaskets February 26, 2008

brummelled 

the act of totally destroying an extremely small amount of alcohol and claiming it was praiseworthy.
dude, i totally brummelled that six pack last night
brummelled by timmahhyy September 30, 2006

bremelow 

A large over-wieght non-atractive woman that hits on sailors near bremerton naval base in washington state.
sailor 1 " so did you hook up with any chicks at the bar last night?"

sailor 2 "no man, i drank so much i passed out and woke up in bed with another fat chick."

sailor 1 "dam guy, you gotta watch out for those bremelows"
bremelow by bremelowbait November 14, 2011
what military personel refer to as the local indigenous people when stationed in Bremerton Washington
Guy 1: dude this mall sucks theres no hot chicks here and everyone here is on the crispy cream diet.

Guy 2: naw man thats just the bremerlows make sure you dont have any food on you
Bremerlow by adrian00001 June 9, 2011

Skin-Bearded Bremillo

Chubby girl with a double chin. hense the skin beard.
"this party is wack... all i see is sausage and skin bearded bremillo's"
Skin-Bearded Bremillo by sagz March 2, 2005