1. To physically prevent someone from getting an erection

2. A preservative made out of erect penises

3. To dunk a ball with a hard cock, as in basketball

4. To "jam" someone with a boner, as in the act of sex

5. To get an erect penis stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: "BONERJAM"

1. He thought he was going to get some, but I showed him a picture of his mom giving birth; major bonerjam!

2. I killed all of Los Angeles Lakers, and I'm going to make a sweet bonerjam from it.

3. You- "Dude, did you see how much air I got on that bonerjam?"
Friend- "Yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your cock!"

4. Friend- "You get with that girl last night?"
You- "Yeah dude I bonerjammed her all night."

5. God, I really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a bonerjam.

Bonerjam by JackW. February 17, 2010

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Bonerjam

When something unintentionally goes wrong that isn't trivial or earth shattering. A shitty situation that can be humorous.

Larry: "After Ben nailed that nasty chick on Halloween he locked her out of his room forcing Ed to share his bed with her for the night..."
Jeff: "Bonerjam, dude."

Bonerjam by Summit Brother December 9, 2008

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Bonerjam

The funk on one’s junk.

Since he hadn’t showered in a few days his feet had horrible toe jam, but his junk’s bonerjam was truly odious!

Bonerjam by Sha_Ney_Ney April 7, 2021

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Bonerjam

That white shit that comes out of your dick when your having sex or jacking off. Otherwise known as cum.

Person 1: "Oh dude there's bonerjam all over my pants"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Cum."

Bonerjam by The fucking rat April 6, 2021

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