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Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
Related Words

Trump BooCocky 

Donald Trump’s tweets that end up as “Man Goo” in every human being’s face, eyes, nose mouth and ears. (All Five senses)
Can humanity avoid a “Trump BooCocky”?
Trump BooCocky by BBBSFJ March 7, 2019

booce bunging 

Rapidly sticking a pretzel stick up someone's urethra.
I got a huge hard one after the booce bunging

Booch Block

Means no lie, or deadass. It can also be used as a verb when you "booch" someone, which means you're just messing with them. It originated in Yorktown Heights, "booch block."
I benched 300 pounds yesterday without a spotter, booch block.

You're too easy to booch, take sarcasm better.
Booch Block by Mista Mase December 4, 2017

bung the booce 

the insertion of thin pretzel sticks into a man's urethra
would you like to bung my booce
lets bung the booce
let me bung your booce
bung the booce by Alzar October 1, 2014
A Booce is a slang word for the urethra of human genitalia of both sexes. The term has been popularized by the famous YouTube gamer, "M3rkmus1c" or "Merkmusic." It is also the surname of M3rkmus1c's faze clan character, "Faze Booce."
"Hey, would you mind taking a pretzel stick or a mini whisk to my Booce?"