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CB radio term. To smash a CB puppet outta the box. When puppets and baby radios are jumpin' up and down on the freuqency like nobody's business, you just gotta drop the maul on 'em, assuming you're a monstah station. This is called boomphing. This shuts 'em up. Here's how to do it:

Let's say a puppet is jumpin' up and down on your receive. You are tryin' to say top o' the fine to a distant radio station out there on the 40 channel MHz band. But this puppet scratchin' bullshit artist is makin' all kinds o' noise on the band. Being a monstah station, you crush receives of all kinds. So you just key up, pump up the volume with a little bit o' modugotz, crank up the audio drivers, man, and drop the maul on the skwakin' puppet who's usin' a baby radio. BOOOMMMPPPPHH! And he's gone!
PUPPET: "Blah, blah, blah."

MONSTAH STATION: "Eh, yaw nuttin' but a piece o' gahbidge baby radio . You're the biggest bullshit artist of all of 'em out there. BOOMPH!!!! And yaw gone!
boomph by The Unit "151" September 9, 2006
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Boomhauer 

One of Hank Hill's friends on the animated show, King of the Hill. He has an unusual way of talking that some think is gibberish.
Boomhauer often begins a sentence with:
"Tell you what, man, dang ol'..."
Boomhauer by Brick Wall December 28, 2004
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Boomshanka

Translation: "May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman".
Darling Fascist Bully Boy

Give me some more money you bastard.

Boomshanka

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Boomshanka by Pink Smurf April 29, 2003
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The boys are going to see Boompa this week.
Boompa by HunRugger July 5, 2011

boomshaquoia 

variation of boomshakalaka (old school NBA Jam videogame). meaning ta-dow or that's what I'm talking about!
Boomshaquoia!!!! use as an exclamation!
boomshaquoia by OkAndyOk December 2, 2007
Incorrect spelling of bulmf. It means to get royally oyally fucked.
My car broke down on the highway, we're "bolmphed"
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Boomshine 

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.
Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.
Boomshine by Ted December 6, 2004