boob curtains

those unnecessary flowy straps on dresses that go over the straps that are already there. they can also be found without the regular straps, so the dress is held up simply by the boob curtains.

they're usually sheer and curtain-like, hence the term: boob curtains.

I went to the store to buy a dress, but they all had boob curtains!

boob curtains by twinklebean85 January 2, 2007

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Boob curtain

When your hair is so long and luscious that you can pose naked in photos and it covers your boobs

Hillary wants her hair so long, she can have a boob curtain.

Boob curtain by CinnamonSeudonym February 1, 2019

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Boob Curtians

Hair strands long enough to cover a girls breast's

Chad : Last night I was in lying Michelle's bed rubbing my cock and she then came into the room brushing her Boob Curtians!
Craig : Shit dude your so lucky!
Chad : Yeah then she rubbed her Boob Curtians all over my cock and I came all over her!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : What the fuck's his problem?
Chad : Probally misses Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Craig : Yeah I sure would! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Dude quit jacking off to Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : And you quit crying like the little bitch you are!

Boob Curtians by SlopNChop November 14, 2018

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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