Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.
A bovenizer is a unit of measurement used by the majority of irish people worldwide, although when asked about it by a non-Irish person (a stadín), they will most often deny its existence.
The word bovenizer stems from a figure in Irish Myths and legend: Fálor Bovenizer. Fálor was a giant of a man who travelled with the great Irish hero : An mac tira. On one of their travels they came upon a large tear in the earths suface.
Bovenizer stretcheed across the span and allowed An mac tira's company to cross by walking along his back. The width of the span became a mesurement used by the people of Ireland.
Jim: "reckon you could make that jump?"
Dyl: "I dunno, it looks about one and a half bovenizers, thats kinda big"
Tour guide: Grafton street is over two hundredimperial bovenizers long