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jesse bolyard 

a slightly large fellow. he tends to waddle slightly when he walks, and drools while giving an extremely vacant stare. see also gay baker
you see that fat kid over there licking the window? that's a jesse bolyard.
jesse bolyard by jacks package February 4, 2010

Bollarding

The act of crouching in the 'Daniel Falvey Bollard Pose' in various places across the world and marking this event with photographic evidence.
When we get to the Priz, we'll have to do some serious bollarding.
Bollarding by djfkilo July 26, 2011

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den
"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"
Gammon bollard by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

Boyardization 

(noun): The process of converting pasta, sauce and cheese into a deliciously-gooey orange mass.

Derived from 'Chef Boyardee'
Leftover spaghetti is even better after Boyardization.
Boyardization by Wax Frog August 29, 2012

Chef Boyardee 

An 100 percent Italian person who is related to the godfather and enjoys eating spaghetti and meatballs while drinking bacardi 151.
Chef Boyardee groped diane during his italian cuisine of Spaghetti and meatballs.
Chef Boyardee by Puss Kuss March 16, 2004

boyardee 

The opposite of "al dente." When referring to pasta, it describes a soft consistency.
Andrew cooked spaghetti for dinner last night, but left it on the stove too long. That mess was boyardee!
boyardee by magnus.t.skillet December 8, 2013