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Blow My Ass Off.

Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!
One day at school...

Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.

Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO
BMAO by Russiachina December 3, 2011
Related Words
bmaol BMAO BaoLan baol baolyn Baolaotao baold baolex Baolicious baoliever
A word used to escape calling someone a bitch.
"Ignore her, she's just a baolsh"
baolsh by Retarded_Pengwing June 19, 2017
Baolyn is a kind/awesome friend. Baolyn has fights with her friends a lot but it always get resolved. Baolyn is someone you want to be your friend. Baolyn is shy on the outside, energetic on the inside.
Baolyn lights your day.
baolyn by SherryCatsGaming October 27, 2020
1- bro let’s go hit this cart this class is BMAO
2-ik it’s boring my ass off to. fuck this shit
BMAO by brokenback July 18, 2020
Baolyn is a person who constantly is changing her pfp in discord. She is very very very crazy. She has many names like sarah. She help exploded coke in a rest room. So when you meet her she might either hate u or like u. Keep an open mind.
"Emma.. Emma..Emma..you ae so annoying" - Baolyn
Baolyn by d0nt.ask.m3 October 20, 2022

Bmail address 

Your secondary email address. The one you give out on the internet when you sign up for things you might thing could lead to spam or the one you give to someone who you are not interested in.
Ouch, you gave him your bmail address.
Bmail address by jumpa dome January 9, 2011