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bluntfool 

The alter ego of Bluntfire, and one cool cat. Bluntfool always dresses in the coolest clothes, has all the friends, and scores all the chicks. Bluntfool is too cool to care how much he screws you over, you'll always go back on your knees begging for forgiveness. Bluntfool is always high. You can usually spot Bluntfool at parties with your girlfriend.
Example 1:
Geoff: Hey Bluntfool.
BF: Hey Geoff!
Geoff: Stop charging so much for your flasks
BF: Hey...whaa?
Geoff: Are you high again?
BF: Maybe.

Example 2:
BF: Is it hot out or is it just me?
Thousands of screaming girls: OMG BLUNTFOOL
BF: Hello la-
Girls: WE LOVE YOU BLUNTFOOL
bluntfool by Kraftdinner June 28, 2009
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Bluetool 

A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
Bluetool: Heyyy, how are you?

Megan: I'm great, and yourself?

Bluetool: Oh, sorry Megan. I wasn't talking to you, I'm on a call. Bluetooth.
Bluetool by Orchard August 2, 2006
1.) A person who is such a jerk that they surpass the rank of 'asshole' and deserve to be called a 'Blunthole.'

2.) Another term for 'taint.'
"Did you eat my last Hot Pocket?"
"Yeah."
"Why you gotta be such a blunthole?"
Blunthole by hØØt February 5, 2010

Bluetool 

A person who wears his/her bluetooth all the time, even when it is unneccesary. Making him/her look like a real tool.
Jarhead and I saw some bluetool at the city park yesterday sitting on the grass with his bluetooth headset on.
Bluetool by Cheweysmoker October 1, 2008

bluntboomer 

bluntboomer#3783 is the god of all, don't ever try to 1up him or he'll say "omega gay" and he'll googolplex-up you or even more!
bluntboomer is a god!

Bluntologist 

A person who has a lot of knowledge when it come to blunts. Whether its rollin em, smokin em or fixin em.
Someone who fixes a blunt because the person who rolled it didnt kno how.
"Yo, gimme tha blunt, you rolled it too loose and there's a whole in it, I'll fix it, I'm tha bluntologist."
Bluntologist by cardiddy January 31, 2005

buttfoolery 

Of or relating to antics involving the buttocks or anal opening.
"Babe, i'm not into that. Stop this buttfoolery."
buttfoolery by K.G. MadMan June 9, 2005