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bluntfool 

The alter ego of Bluntfire, and one cool cat. Bluntfool always dresses in the coolest clothes, has all the friends, and scores all the chicks. Bluntfool is too cool to care how much he screws you over, you'll always go back on your knees begging for forgiveness. Bluntfool is always high. You can usually spot Bluntfool at parties with your girlfriend.
Example 1:
Geoff: Hey Bluntfool.
BF: Hey Geoff!
Geoff: Stop charging so much for your flasks
BF: Hey...whaa?
Geoff: Are you high again?
BF: Maybe.

Example 2:
BF: Is it hot out or is it just me?
Thousands of screaming girls: OMG BLUNTFOOL
BF: Hello la-
Girls: WE LOVE YOU BLUNTFOOL
bluntfool by Kraftdinner June 28, 2009
Words you can keep

Bluetool 

A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
Bluetool: Heyyy, how are you?

Megan: I'm great, and yourself?

Bluetool: Oh, sorry Megan. I wasn't talking to you, I'm on a call. Bluetooth.
Bluetool by Orchard August 2, 2006
Word of the Day on May 10, 2007
1.) A person who is such a jerk that they surpass the rank of 'asshole' and deserve to be called a 'Blunthole.'

2.) Another term for 'taint.'
"Did you eat my last Hot Pocket?"
"Yeah."
"Why you gotta be such a blunthole?"
Blunthole by hØØt February 5, 2010

Bluetool 

A person who wears his/her bluetooth all the time, even when it is unneccesary. Making him/her look like a real tool.
Jarhead and I saw some bluetool at the city park yesterday sitting on the grass with his bluetooth headset on.
Bluetool by Cheweysmoker October 1, 2008

bluntboomer 

bluntboomer#3783 is the god of all, don't ever try to 1up him or he'll say "omega gay" and he'll googolplex-up you or even more!
bluntboomer is a god!

Bluntologist 

A person who has a lot of knowledge when it come to blunts. Whether its rollin em, smokin em or fixin em.
Someone who fixes a blunt because the person who rolled it didnt kno how.
"Yo, gimme tha blunt, you rolled it too loose and there's a whole in it, I'll fix it, I'm tha bluntologist."
Bluntologist by cardiddy January 31, 2005

buttfoolery 

Of or relating to antics involving the buttocks or anal opening.
"Babe, i'm not into that. Stop this buttfoolery."
buttfoolery by K.G. MadMan June 9, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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