blue and white balls

A frustrated state caused by the leafs inaility to win the Stanley Cup in 40+ years.

Joe: Did the leafs make the playoffs?

Bob: No, they choked yet again.

Joe: I can't take it anymore! I'm getting blue and white balls waiting for them!

blue and white balls by Richard El April 12, 2008

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Red, White and Blue Balls

What chuck norris gets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live.

Look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!

Red, White and Blue Balls by iwwf September 10, 2008

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Red, White and Blue Balls

What Chuck Norris gets instead of Blue Balls, this is because he is the greatest American to ever live.

Damn, look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!

Red, White and Blue Balls by Lior Freilich January 23, 2007

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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