Is a virgin little bitch who thinks her and her flat ass and no titties is cute.When shes neva had a real vato in her life..so when this uglii bitch mari aquino is on her period shes bloody mari!!
Mari: "HeyDana omg last night this guy was with me at the club and he my new man"
GUy: "Hell no..dat bytches back sticks out farther than her ass she a fat ass bytch"
Dana:"haha..shes on her period..bloody mari is a desperate fat ass"
Have your girl butt chug them
Bang her in her bloody pussy and cream pie it
Have her squirt the 2 shots of the cum/blood mixture into 2 shot glasses.
Both cheers and enjoy!!!
Jim: me and Janet did a bloody Maria lastnight.
Bill: oh yeah me and Karen did that 2 weeks ago when her "aunt flo" was visiting.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"