blogbie

Blog+freebie=blogbie.
A blogger who goes to events, especially press conferences, just for the sake of freebies.

Rina went to press event not to write about the story but for the freebie. She was hoping to win in the raffle. She's a certified blogbie.

blogbie by Rizal Jose August 9, 2012

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blogies

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

blogies by Anai July 20, 2008

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blombie

A black zombie. Often more athletic than other zombies.

There's no use in running, those are blombies.

I smell Newports, there must be blombies near-by.

Blackula is a blampire, not to be confused with a blombie.

blombie by Jeff Jeffington November 27, 2012

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Blogxiety

That creeping feeling that professional blogging is a lot less fun than it seemed to be at first.

Blogger: I feel so frustrated and overwhelmed... It's like a punch in the gut when I see someone has posted more nip pics than me. It's such a competitive world out there! And on top of that, I've run out of motivational sayings to use as picture captions.
Blogger's mom: Oh dear, you've got a case of blogxiety!

Blogxiety by Anastasia Meow June 21, 2023