blockaway
Someone who only looks good from a block away, but when they get close you realize it was all an illusion. A variation on the ever popular butter face.
That guy is a blockaway.
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In before the Brockway
Meaning to beat someone to the punch. This is especially true in the comments thread of a Full Metal Alchemist post, and most specifically in response to a Nina Tucker meme.
Op: *posts Nina Tucker meme
Tavern members: In before the Brockway!
Brockway: These jokes never get old, just like Nina!
Tavern members: In before the Brockway!
Brockway: These jokes never get old, just like Nina!
In before the Brockway by JadeOrchid December 12, 2020
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Block Away Beauty
A woman who has a good body and looks attractive from a distance but, upon closer inspection is rather ugly.
Block Away Beauty by Andre Nacmanie October 13, 2008
cock blockward
Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.
*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!
cock blockward by kit fistbro November 10, 2010
Block-Away Titties
When you see a woman from an entire city block away, and you think to yourself "Damn, that girl got some big titties!"
Block-Away Titties by Rex Johnson, Private Eye August 27, 2013
In Before The Brockway
The phrase originally started in the Facebook group Tavern At The End Of The Internet following the propensity for a staff member always commenting ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ on Nina Tucker memes (from Fullmetal Alchemist). The use has expanded to being said when getting in right before the closing off point of something - getting in just before the red light, being the very last one to score a ticket for something, etc. It’s rapidly growing in popularity across groups and even into irl situations, bamboozling friends and coworkers.
Original gag:
Step 1: See a Nina Tucker meme
Step 2: Look to see if Tim Brockway has commented ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ yet
Step 3: If he hasn’t, then comment ‘In Before The Brockway’. You’ve won this round! If he has, then he wins.
Step 4: Rinse and Repeat!
Original gag:
Step 1: See a Nina Tucker meme
Step 2: Look to see if Tim Brockway has commented ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ yet
Step 3: If he hasn’t, then comment ‘In Before The Brockway’. You’ve won this round! If he has, then he wins.
Step 4: Rinse and Repeat!
“Finally, I’m in before the Brockway!”
“Damn, he’s just too quick, I never get in before the Brockway”
“Damn, he’s just too quick, I never get in before the Brockway”
In Before The Brockway by Tuckerdidit December 12, 2020
cock blockalypse
An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.
"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"
cock blockalypse by Jbru202 November 17, 2009