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black metal whore

Its a girl, who wears black metal shirts at shows, cuts up the shirt to make it look like a "girlie top", and doesn't even know who the band is. NEVER shows her support at shows cause she NEVER buys merchandise at the booths. Spends most of her time walking around the club getting drunk and trying to get guys to buy her more drinks,instead of watching the bands play.When she's around other females, she begins to hate, so she gets louder to draw as much attention to herself. She then pulls out her camera and begins taking numerous pictures of bands shes never heard of. She does this,just to load pictures of herself on her myspace,so she can seem as though she is part of the scene. She bangs her head and screams to a band who she doen't know who is playing.This is more of a club life,dress to impress, weekend warrior. NOT a women of metal.
black metal whore: "I love this band, I saw them years ago".
Goat: "Really, this is actually their first appearance, they don't play live".
black metal whore: "oh, umm, Im getting them confused with this other band I saw", "Are you in a band?"

Goat: What a dingbat (He thinks, and walks away)
black metal whore by frozenthrone001 November 13, 2010

black metal whore

some slutty girl who gets into black metal or the black metal "scene" just because she likes the dudes in the band.

bmslore666: lol i like your band. your long hair is sexy
grimfuck: you seem like yet another black metal whore
black metal whore by silencer999 September 12, 2005

black metal whore

A chick who claims to be a fan of black metal as a means of getting attention from men in the black metal scene. The black metal whore is obsessed with her tits, and takes numerous pictures exposing her cleavage and posts them on her facebook/myspace. She is usually fat, ugly, and a poser who is willing to suck a long haired man's dick for the sake of being considered "metal." She doesn't get along with other girls for the most part. This is partly because shes a fat whore, and also because she can't stand feeling as though her attention is at risk. Favorite bands usually consist of Burzum, Darkthrone, and Mayhem. The occasional black metal whore will like Cradle of Filth if she hasn't discovered that they are shit. But of course, how could she know? It's not like she listens to black metal anyway!
Black Metal Whore: OMG Varg Vikernes is so cute! His story converted me to Satanism.
Black Metal Dude: You do realize that Varg wasn't a Satanist, right?
black metal whore by nisakuv December 11, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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