bedonkulars 

special glasses that aid in the discovery and examination of bedonkadonks.

John, pass me the bedonkulars! I'm sensing a great ass in the area!

bedonkulars by haarika March 2, 2011

Badonkulars

A pair of binoculars used to check out an ass (badonkadonk).

"Did you see that chick's ass?"
"Damn! let me get out my badonkulars!"

Badonkulars by BUMBLEBEEEEEE November 1, 2009

badonkulars

a combination of the words 'badonk-a-donk' and 'binoculars'. basically, a tool used by those with bad vision to verify if a girl has a nice ass from a distance.

"hey man, check that girl out, she's a looker!"

"eh, i dunno, better get out the badonkulars, just in case..."

badonkulars by te72 December 15, 2008

bedonkulous 

An adjective or exclamation that means: Absolutely wildin and wacky interchangeable to bad outcomes or good ones.

Person 1: “I got brand new light up shoes!” Person 2: “That’s Bedonkulous!”

Person 1: “I tamed a tiger shark while flying through the air!”

Person 2: “That’s bedonkulous!”

Person 1: “My friend set me on fire yesterday.”

Person 2: “That’s bedonkulous!”

bedonkulous by ThrowinDimes842 July 11, 2023

badonkulars

binocular-like structure that zooms in on the badonkadonk.

"My creepy uncle utilizes a pair of badonkulars for checking out the neighbor"

badonkulars by Atkins & Bowers November 5, 2008

Badonkulars

Sounds like "Binoculars". Like Beer Goggles for staring at a woman's ass, typically a chick with a flat or weird shaped ass, that looks amazing when drunk.

Dude 1: "bro you were grabbing flatty Maddie last night!"

Dude 2: "I don't give a flying fuck, I saw her with my badonkulars on!!"

Badonkulars by Metal Warlock July 22, 2016