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When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015
Related Words

bedangler 

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils
She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.
bedangler by CapableGirl July 15, 2006

Badangle 

To show one up really badly. To badangle someone.
"Dude, you just got badangled!"
or
"Hey guys, you all just got badangled!"
Badangle by Thereyougo. October 25, 2009

bedongle 

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.
Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!
bedongle by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

bodangle 

bodangle shiney, dangly object, usually found hanging, or dangling from jewlery, handbags or other items. (bo-dang-le)
Dude, that necklace has a huge bodangle.

Did you see those bodangles hanging off that bag?

The jewlery part of Forever 21 is a bodanglery.

That Gem Sweater is bodangled out!
bodangle by Alyson Clair June 23, 2008

Berdangled 

Crazy, delirious, cant be bothered, insane, mentally dysfuntional.
"oh man im soo tired from studying last night"
"Yeah man, im berdangled"
Berdangled by malazo November 7, 2011