battle ax 

(also battle axe)
A very Agressive and bad tempered (old) woman

Shut up you old battle ax

battle ax by Light Joker April 2, 2004

Double-Fisted Battle Axing 

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.

Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.

Double-Fisted Battle Axing by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011

Battle-axe bi 

A bisexual who believes bisexual = pansexual. Originating from a series of group chats for these people.

The battle-axe bi gc is popping off right now making fun of freud.

Battle-axe bi by neon69 November 18, 2019

battle axe 

A fierce, unpleasant older woman with strong opinions.

Ms. Henry is a real battle axe!
Just ignore that old bird, she's a battle axe.

battle axe by MustangGT September 25, 2005

Hairy Battle-Axe Wound 

The female's "trap", "snatch", "box", "hole" ect...

My Girlfriend's got one NICE hairy battle-axe wound!

Hairy Battle-Axe Wound by Sir Fluffy the Muffin Baker November 14, 2003

battle-axe bisexual

a bisexual who calls out biphobia, and believes bi = pan

eric: I'm a battle-axe bisexual
jessie: what's that mean?
eric: it means I believe pansexuality contributes to biphobia and transphobia

battle-axe bisexual by warmchaii April 23, 2020

Battle Axe Syndrome 

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

Battle Axe Syndrome by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014