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batterwitch 

Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).

Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.
John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.

What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??

How does this make sense???

Why????

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????
batterwitch by homestuckderp August 30, 2013

batter bitch slapper 

A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.
"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.

bitterbitch 

Did you just read the first line of that whole entry and take it as an opportunity to bitterbitch?
bitterbitch by Fable November 28, 2007

butterbitch 

She's hot, but errr... she's a bitch.
I hate that butterbitch.
Have you seen that butterbitch lately?
butterbitch by Tyler Meyer February 1, 2008

Social butterbitch 

The term, social butterbitch, derives from the universally known phrase 'social butterfly'. A social butterbitch is someone who socialises with lots of different people but on a purely lame level. They try too hard and it's cringe worthy.
You know that guy Mike? He's a damn social butterbitch if ever I seen one.
Social butterbitch by MrTeacherMan February 18, 2022

bitterbitchplotapus 

We a person is so petty and bitter because of choices they have made, that they now feel the need to plot to emotional hurt others
He decided she wasnt good enough for him but he cant let her be happy, has to keep messing with her head like a big ole bitterbitchplotapus