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1) A blowjob on the run. 2) A quick rushed blowjob devoid of romance.
When Gary woke up late for work Saturday, he realized he had a mean case of morning wood. Already late with little time to spare, he asked Janaya for a beanski whilst he brushed his teeth.
beanski by General Motors September 28, 2006
When you unpeel a banana, and it's the spitting image of Anakin Skywalker.
"Woah dude, check it out!"
*bro shows his friend his banana*
"Oh dude! Bananakin Skywalker!"

Bananashit 

1. When you have no flipping clue what the other person is going on about.

2. Making about as much sense as pooping out a whole banana.
My teacher went on for hours about sports metaphors! I was just asking if you spell "team" with an i -- he's totally bananashit!
Bananashit by LaF-IstaFeliz December 3, 2009

christine baranski 

christine baranski is the sworn enemy of ted cruz and god. christine baranski will smite down any man who speaks and she will be the 47th president of the united states.
Did you hear that Christine Baranskis vice president is Onika Tanya Maraj?

beanskis 

Kristi Dubey gave me beanskis
beanskis by Andrew Connely March 31, 2003

bananasmith 

An obese man, trademark appearance includes yellow hair, a big, bushy beard, and glasses. See websearch images of Bruce Vilanch.
If you don't stop eating you're going to turn into bananasmith!
bananasmith by Moey April 20, 2006