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backwards alphabet 

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!
People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

Lana Backwards 

Just don’t. If u make this joke ur a little shit who is making someone feel bad for something they can’t change. Don’t be a twat leave it!
Hahahaha Lana backwards! So funny! Ur never gonna live this down.

backwards mechanic 

An inconspicuous way to call a male "gay"
Hey Mildred! I think our man Jebus over there is a backwards mechanic.

Lana Backwards 

Listen here, you twelve year old. Just because you found some "clever" thing over the internet doesn't mean you have to type it in. And if you found this without typing it in I apologize that you had to see such cringe.

Lana Backwards: A retarded joke used by children of the internet.
Billy The Minecraft Kid: Lel hey what's Lana Backwards?

Mature Man: *sigh*

Backwards dragon 

Spray an entire bottle of lighter fluid in your asshole and shart onto a lit candle.
My mother was angry at me for not doing the dishes so she gave me a backwards dragon to the face.
Backwards dragon by Heather Timm February 10, 2021

backwards inbred fuck 

A backwards inbred fuck is what you call someone when you can't think of an insult and your pissed af.
Fuck you Rafael! You are a backwards inbred fuck!