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Backhouse 

An affectionate term for an utterly foolish, stupid or inadequate person. One who is deficient in judgment, sense, and understanding.
Josh turned up to work without his trousers again.
"Oh Josh, you've been a complete and utter Backhouse!"
Backhouse by kjahfkjsagf October 14, 2022

Backhousing 

Adjective. The continuous, inept and ultimately inconclusive courtship of two or more shy and dithering homosexual men.
“Crispin really fancies Percy, and would dearly love to bum him into the middle of next week, but the fey, dithering fucksy won’t ask him. The silly pansy’s been “Backhousing” about for ages!”

Barkhausen Noise 

The racket dogs make when someone rings the doorbell.
Maggie! Daisy! Halten Sie mit dem barkhausen noise auf arf!

Blackhausted

Verb: an emotion or state of extreme exhaustion from the injustice and iniquities people of color, specifically blacks, face everyday in America.... Often a result of witnessing another murder of an unarmed black male or female, while listening to the privileged many justify these murders by deformation of character of said black victim.
I'm so blackhausted from seeing all these unarmed black men dying at the hands of officers who have little to no business wearing a badge.
Blackhausted by Thtmbyprncss April 14, 2021

Backhouse 

To be in need of an upgrade
Either in the sense of a new phone or a new girlfriend
Jeffery: He should upgrade to bella
Montgomery: Yeah I know, he's Backhouse
Backhouse by Woodstock69 June 3, 2009

Beckhausen Syndrome 

The fear installed by Glen Beck into the American public about Barack Obama’s parallels with German Totalitarian Adolf Hitler.

Beck refers to the Glen Beck and Hausen is house in German (from Haus plural Hausen).
Patient: I fear so much for my country its making me sick... SICK! I tell you!

Doctor: You fell victim to Beckhausen Syndrome.
Beckhausen Syndrome by sysunder February 6, 2010