as tits 

A suffix used to add emphasis to something, it can related to absolutely any situation.

Zach: "you did you see that bitch?"
Keegan: "yeah man she was hot as tits"

Jesse: "that bitch i ate out last night was fishy as tits"

as tits by Biggz89 June 27, 2008

as tits 

Used to express the extremities of some situations. Originaly quoted from tourrettes guy in reference to his fish sticks being hard.

Oh man, im hungry as tits!

I stayed up all night playing xbox, im tired as tits now.

as tits by Gillbag May 28, 2010

as tits 

commonly used in sydney australia to emphasise the extremity of a situation

girl: omg i’m freezing to death

friend: ikr it’s fkn cold as tits!

as tits by sarahgood May 20, 2021

these fishsticks are hard as tits 

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

these fishsticks are hard as tits by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007

as useless as tits on a bull 

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

as useless as tits on a bull by Tom Love February 2, 2007

Hard as Tits 

Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).

"Goddamnit! These fishsticks are hard as tits!"

Hard as Tits by megaman and bass December 11, 2007

useless as tits on a boar hog 

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

useless as tits on a boar hog by clintoncousin December 11, 2007