anysexual 

One who’s sexual preference is not limited to man or woman or both. Targets include dinosaurs, rocks, fish, plankton, and balloons.

Chad is such an ANYSEXUAL, he humped a penguin pillow last week.

anysexual by Malacoda March 8, 2005

anysexual 

One who feels compelled to have sexual relations with any object under the sun (sun included).

Matt: go fuck a rock
Bob: I will
Matt: you anysexual!
Bob: if you have a problem with it I will fuck you too

anysexual by righteousconsumption October 14, 2014

Anvisexual 

It means you're straight but gay for Anveshi Jain

I was straight until I saw Anveshi at that moment I knew I was anvisexual

Anvisexual by SomebodyWhoLovesHer March 19, 2020

Arisexual

It means you're straight but gay for Ariana grande

I was straight until I saw Ariana at that moment I knew I was arisexual

Arisexual by Meeelolo October 31, 2018

Asexual 

The big No horny

"baby you tryna let me hit it tonight~"

"Sure I'll hit you..with fucking baseball bat I'm asexual asshole you know that!"

Asexual by Babyboisimp69 May 26, 2021

aloysexual 

not to be confused with allosexual (umbrella term for any form of sexual attraction), aloysexuality is the quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to men who attend the roman catholic independent single-sex primary and secondary day school for boys; st aloysius college (located at 47 upper pitt st, kirribilli NSW 2061).

science has proven that due to blue and yellow's position as complementary colours, an individual who bears witness to a uniform which features these two highly orgasmic colours will immediately be sent in a state of intense ecstacy and heat.

kevvo: yo i was at the train station the other day and this chick started frothing at the mouth at the sight of me
tommo: she was probably one of those aloysexual bitches

aloysexual by siccunt04 September 10, 2020

Biromantic Asexual 

A person who is romantically attracted to two genders , not necessarily male and female. A biromantic asexual is usually lacking interest in having sex, but may do it to please their partner.
Being asexual does not always mean you lack the interest of sex completely, in some cases it could just be certain aspects of it.

Me: My flag is so cool, it has a heart on it. (shows photo)

Friend: What does that flag mean?
Me: It means I'm biromantic asexual.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It'd be easier for you to look it up than for me to explain it to you because you will ask too many questions and will not understand it if I explain it.
(Both of us go our separate ways)
Me at home: Know what? I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary and write my own definition for it.

*True story*

Biromantic Asexual by zyxxo June 6, 2019