angled 

When you find out some used aa Myspace Angle picture to lure you into meeting them.

*Dude you know that chick I said I was going to meet from myspace?

-The one you said looked so hot in her picture?

*Yeah, She angled me big time!

angled by ltdan84 November 14, 2007

Angled 

Equivalent to being left on read on Snapchat.

"She just angled me so hard dude"

"Probably cuz ur so fucking ugly "

Angled by Hunter689 May 3, 2018

Angled Pinocchio 

When you have intentions of penetrating a woman’s vagina, but accidentally push up instead of in resulting in a cut that goes upward through the body from the genital region with the precision of a scalpel which makes for a very painful torn clitoris and in some cases, a gutted girlfriend.

“Don’t talk to him, he gave me an Angled Pinocchio.”

Angled Pinocchio by Prescription Bottle February 16, 2021

Three-angled threesome 

When a male layes on his back and receives a BJ from one female whilst giving a RJ to a different female. Then said second female gives the first female a RJ as well this creating a triangle of oral sex.

"Dude, last night I was totally a part of a three-angled threesome!"

Three-angled threesome by Real_class December 18, 2014

90 degree angled 

to have your erect penis, or someone elses erect penis, snapped at a 90 degree angle. An act of violence.

Dude, i dont know if im ever gonna be able to have sex again. I was gettin a blow job from Mary and i accidentally called her Sarah. She got angry and 90 degree angled my cock.

90 degree angled by CConye December 12, 2008

45 Degree angled haircut 

This haircut immediately makes you gay

Woah, is that a 45 degree angled haircut! Are you gay!

45 Degree angled haircut by SEXGODOFWOMAN123 March 18, 2020

right-angled penis 

A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis

My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!

right-angled penis by hutson.kphrar July 25, 2014