alcometer 

another name for alcoholometer.

An alcometer is used to determine the strength or content of alcohol in distilled spirits.

alcometer by uttam maharjan May 12, 2011

alcomenesia 

a medical condition where a person suffers short term memory loss due to alcohol consumption

I had a big night last night and today am suffering from a mild case of alcomenesia

alcomenesia by bread infection October 23, 2005

Ahometer 

A unit of foolishness.

Ann: How foolish is he?
Tom: He is 600 ahometers foolish.
Ann: Not bad. How about Ouka? Is Ouka smarter?
Tom: No way! Ouka is 10,000 ahometers foolish

Ahometer by Akane Human Watcher August 11, 2014

alcomenesia 

A medical condition whereby a person suffers short term memory loss due to excess alcohol consumption.

I had a big night last night and today am suffering a mild case of alcomenesia.

alcomenesia by Jeff Ottaway February 4, 2005

Assometer 

A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.

1st. Guy: "Lordy! Look at that fine butt on that woman! That will measure a nine on the assometer!"
2nd. Guy: "It is fine indeed, but my assometer reads only an eight!"

Assometer by copter32 August 24, 2008

Assometer 

An internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the assholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting.

Gal: I just met the hottest guy at the bar, but my assometer read a "9." Run like hell!

Assometer by Homophoniphobic March 17, 2010

Alumeters

The distance one has to travel to attend a high school reunion.

"I heard Joe had to drive 1,800 Alumeters just to get here to the reunion."

Alumeters by slinger91 August 1, 2016