Akerna is the dried up residue stored in the fat rolls of a
morbidly obese woman’s taint. Stemming from a cream pie parade,
generally involving at least 2 loads of scat they are also known as
cream puffs in some circles.
Stacy got her taint
pressure washed and had a ton of akerna
in there. Not only did they set a new record, but they had to call Hazmat! She will likely get a kern burn if she's not careful.
Those MJF are no joke.
I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.