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An epic online discussion that requires at least an hour, a comfy seat and snack.
I'm gonna have to wait til I get off work to get into this Pro 2nd Amendment discussion on Facebook. Its definitely a read.

go read a book about india 

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.
"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"

Read a book 

Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.
John: The internet is a series of tubes.
Jane: Read a book would you!
Read a book by qwepoiqwepoiqwe December 7, 2012

read a movie

To watch a subtitled Foriegn film.
"Should we open a bottle of wine and (read a movie)?"

"Gerard Depardieu is my favourite actor, I've read nearly all of his movies"
read a movie by scuryseapup February 19, 2009

read a book 

1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"

guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.

2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(

guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
read a book by bl@ckm@rio August 19, 2007

to read a book 

Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)
"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"
to read a book by Monkey! December 3, 2004