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To pull a Tom Schmitz

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Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
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When a director is clearly trying to be clever and force a Chekhov's Gun into their story, but it's painfully obvious what it is.
*obvious twist villain picks up a knife in a dedicated close-up shot*
protagonist: woah! you're clearly gonna kill me with that knife! this director fucking sucks, what a chekhov's atom bomb
by andcastle December 25, 2025
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Atom Splitter

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A high velocity dual-angle (two-part/"split") cumshot created by the force of ejaculate around the cum-stuck center of the linear accelerator nozzle (cock-hole), resulting in a double splat of giz, typically on the face and headboard, the hair on both sides of the face, or in both eyes. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also... Adam Splitter.
I narrowly missed a facial, lastnight, when David pulled out and shot an atom splitter... I had to wash BOTH pillow cases!
by dbodude April 12, 2012
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ATOM STORM

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ATOM STORM is a awesome dude who likes gaming and sports.
Bro he is soo good at this game bro. He is such ATOM STORM !
by Adam kay. November 27, 2021
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ATOM STORM

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He is a guy who likes both gaming and sports.He is good at everything he does and learns a new thing very fast
Bro he is so good at this game. He is such a ATOM STORM !
by Adam kay. November 27, 2021
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königlicher Atomsuff

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"royal atom boozing"

In germany we say ''königlicher Atomsuff'' when the drunkness of the partypeople is so high that they feel like royals. Words can't describe how good "königlicher Atomsuff" is.
Wow, königlicher Atomsuff is so good. I love it.
Simon had such a good königlicher Atomsuff.
by RaveJunior January 2, 2022
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smashing atoms

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Derek: "How did you manage to pull that all-nigher and get an A on that paper?"
Colin: "You know me. Smashing atoms."
by diggitydoggydog November 20, 2011
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