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Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back

When ordering from In N Out Burger you may ask for a " Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " , and receive a special ordered cheeseburger with fries on it. Asking for this animal style will also make it animal style, and asking for a " Double Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " it will be a Double-Double cooked to these standards.
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such a richard 

“Such a Richard” - is a phrase used to insult someone. It is synonymous with “such a dick”.
I’m tired of your horrible attitude. Stop being such a Richard!
such a richard by E-Po January 31, 2018

Shit a Richard 

When someone is acting like something (a dick) is up their ass, you tell them to shit a Richard. Another way of telling them to get their panties out of a bunch.
Person #1: "I think Donkey Kong is the greatest game ever made."

Person #2: "I think I'm gonna have to disagree."

Person #1: "HEY, FUCK YOU MANG!"

Person #2: "Ooh, go shit a Richard!"

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'" 

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"
Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

A Michael-Richards 

To spit the truth in someone's face whether they wanna hear it or not.
I had to put these homeless negro's in place by pulling A Michael-Richards and verbally degraqding them. Unfortunetly they were all too high on crack to know what the fuck I was saying.
A Michael-Richards by Rygu December 7, 2006

A Micheal-Richards

To use racial comments to publically humiliate one of Black African American origens.
The red-neck pulled a Micheal-Richards on a Black American passing
A Micheal-Richards by Ibrahim S. December 3, 2006

Doing a Finley Richardson 

Moving on rapidly after being rejected because you've got nothing better to do with your life.

Bonus points if you run like a headless chicken or flex 24/7
"broski im doing a Finley Richardson, she rejected me bro 😞" 🧑🏻
"Damn you such a man slag broski but good for you? Wanna hit chest and arms sometime" 🧑🏼