Zeel 

Noun or Adjective

Extra ordinary beauty and also an extremely clever bombshell.
Smart, cute, beautiful, exotic, different, one of a kind.

1. Damn, look at her Zeel, she got me speechless.
2. Nothing can compare to her Zeelness; amazing.
3. She is such a Zeel, I wish I could be her.

Zeel by BigZ_02 December 24, 2012

Zeel 

Somebody/ something/ everything being zeel.
Zeel is the ultimate status attainable by anything.

1. Oh ya Zeel
2. No balls of steel
3. bandwagon wheel
4. rolling down the failhill
5. orange peel
6. Feel the zeel!
7. Take a Zeel Pill, dude!

Zeel by Ngrmancer March 21, 2010

zeel 

Vandalism of one's own property

That zeel on the water tower is the work of the city officials.

zeel by i'll_feel_your_zeel January 13, 2008

Zeel 

A badass motherfucker who is the first born son of the main guy who acts in Scarface. He likes to send little kids to school by stomping over their hopes and dreams.

Also, he flames on forums too, but the members are thankless little shits and attempt to ban him.

User Mc' Dumbass: omg i need pvp help!
Zeel: fuck you, this isn't noob hour.

Zeel by Zeel December 2, 2009

Zeelock 

Zeelock, is like a god or very awesome person, Zeelock would be used as a god for a religion or used for jokes like Chuck Norris has his own jokes.

Thanks, Zeelock your awesome! or like
If Jesus can walk on water, then Zeelock can swim on land.

Zeelock by lolzorzisnotfornerds March 3, 2009

Zeelula 

hero or chick magnet

Today, Rodney was a zeelula by saving twenty kids from a buring orphanage.

Zeelula by Vagoo May 26, 2006

Zeely Zero 

The zeely zero is named for Zeeland Michigan.
Party animals in Zeeland are the odd ones out, so they usually go to Holland for a good time.
That might seem strange to somebody who doesn't know Zeeland. Any activity in Zeeland is most likely going to be low key, lights out, and face down.
Sexually, the population seems to be mostly traditional and male-superior. That means that most of the men who stay at home and indulge their fantasies usually do so doggy style.
So women in Zeeland who like their men that way are said to prefer the Zeely Zero. Zero means no face to face contact during sex. Therefore, mostly zero interaction satisfaction. They might know what it feels like feel but they might know nothing about the person who it belongs to. Zero again.

Overall, then, the zeely zero is not a good thing.

He told her that her looks weren't important. She thought that was a good thing until she found out it meant she would always be face down on the floor during sex.
Damn, she said, I hate zeely zeroes. I'm heading to Holland for a dutch treat.

Zeely Zero by verbusaccidentibus August 7, 2010