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When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.
That cute redhead is so zooted.
Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016
Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted
Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017
being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..
Zooted by tom January 12, 2004
Meaning : High , drunk , mostly weed high
Mauricio Santos was zooted in class. Hailey Orona was zooted in her tiktok video.
Zooted by Mauricio Santos November 17, 2018

zooted and booted 

play on 'suited and booted' meaning dressed up and ready for it. hence 'zooted and booted' means stoned and ready for it.
- 'are you ready?'

- 'aye 100% zooted and booted.'
zooted and booted by annakousagi October 14, 2014
to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.
Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh
zooted by Kavoen November 5, 2006